The top 10 reasons that I believe that President Obama will be reelected.
1 - Higher food prices will only help make Americans stay thinner and more healthy
2 - Higher fuel prices will help make people walk and/or make families stick at home to spend quality time together.
3 - He has spent so much time on luxury vacations and on entertainment TV that people have learned to live vicariously through him and would feel lost if he was not out having fun.
4 - High unemployment means that parents have more time with their children
5 - The promise of Amnesty for illegal immigrants means that we will no longer need to work but can let others do it for us.
6 - He won the Nobel Peace Prize so it is ok that he is leading in 3 different wars and looking to possibly put us in a fourth. This is great entertainment for us Americans, we need the modern coliseum for our fun.
7 - Working hard to increase the national debt so we can enjoy our lives and hope to be dead before the bill is due.
8 - Devaluing home values and increasing failed mortgages means that we all will have nice small apartments that will be easier to clean.
9 - We no longer need to worry about telling our doctor what is wrong with us, Obama care will now take care of that.
10 - A huge portion of people who say they plan on voting for him in 2012 also claim to get most of their political information from Comedy Central.
Life is absolutely wonderful..... lets enjoy it.
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