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Friday, June 24, 2011

Osama wanted to change the name of Al-Qaeda







"Osama bin Laden was so worried about Al-Qaeda's image that he proposed changing the group's name to try improve its "brand," a US official said Friday."

This is the secret list of the top ten names Osama considered

1 Killers of Children
2 Illiterate Know It Alls (already taken by the staff of Berkley)
3 Sexually Frustrated Arab Men
4 The Greasy Beard Gang
5 The Boom Boom Boys
6 Guys Without Dates Club
7 If Only I Were an American I Would Not Be Like This Association
8 Murderers for Allah
9 Al Gores Guys Who are Trying To Save The Planet By Lowering the Population
10 The Barney Frank Hair Club for Men

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