If you’ve got (an A) — you didn’t (earn) that.

The President tried out his new business speech with his girls and they thought it sounded funny as well.

 "    Look, (girls) if you’ve been successful (in school), you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by (students) who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

    If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got (an A) — you didn’t (earn) that. Somebody else made that happen. "

Of course they asked if that means having to study should be done by someone in the government instead of them.

Honest Biden

Occupy Wall Street stands for what?

New and Improved Chevy volt

Lewis Owes $27,000 in Child Support

I hate it when men owe tons in child support and then try to blame the mother for not paying what they owe. It is time for every Lewis and Lewisette to step up to the plate and pay what is owed, not for you ex but for your children...... if you really love them.

There are people all over the nation that find it ok to leave their childrens future up to some government agency and not take personal responsibility..... come on. If you are a real man or woman and you owe even a dollar to your children it is time to show them that you actually love them.

Osama wanted to change the name of Al-Qaeda

"Osama bin Laden was so worried about Al-Qaeda's image that he proposed changing the group's name to try improve its "brand," a US official said Friday."

This is the secret list of the top ten names Osama considered

1 Killers of Children
2 Illiterate Know It Alls (already taken by the staff of Berkley)
3 Sexually Frustrated Arab Men
4 The Greasy Beard Gang
5 The Boom Boom Boys
6 Guys Without Dates Club
7 If Only I Were an American I Would Not Be Like This Association
8 Murderers for Allah
9 Al Gores Guys Who are Trying To Save The Planet By Lowering the Population
10 The Barney Frank Hair Club for Men

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

"Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef."

In the 1970's President Carter thought we should eat worm burgers but I do believe this has gone even farther then that on the grossness scale.

read the original article here

For the daring cook try this Vile Vittles