Honest Biden

Occupy Wall Street stands for what?

New and Improved Chevy volt

Lewis Owes $27,000 in Child Support

I hate it when men owe tons in child support and then try to blame the mother for not paying what they owe. It is time for every Lewis and Lewisette to step up to the plate and pay what is owed, not for you ex but for your children...... if you really love them.

There are people all over the nation that find it ok to leave their childrens future up to some government agency and not take personal responsibility..... come on. If you are a real man or woman and you owe even a dollar to your children it is time to show them that you actually love them.

Osama wanted to change the name of Al-Qaeda

"Osama bin Laden was so worried about Al-Qaeda's image that he proposed changing the group's name to try improve its "brand," a US official said Friday."

This is the secret list of the top ten names Osama considered

1 Killers of Children
2 Illiterate Know It Alls (already taken by the staff of Berkley)
3 Sexually Frustrated Arab Men
4 The Greasy Beard Gang
5 The Boom Boom Boys
6 Guys Without Dates Club
7 If Only I Were an American I Would Not Be Like This Association
8 Murderers for Allah
9 Al Gores Guys Who are Trying To Save The Planet By Lowering the Population
10 The Barney Frank Hair Club for Men

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces

"Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef."

In the 1970's President Carter thought we should eat worm burgers but I do believe this has gone even farther then that on the grossness scale.

read the original article here

For the daring cook try this Vile Vittles

I've now been in 57 states

It is part of Americana to laugh at the garbled words of our Presidents. These poor souls are always speaking in public and eventually will say some of the strangest things. We have laughed at every President starting with George Washington up to George W Bush but we seem to have lost the ability to laugh at Obama..... till now.

Even though Obama uses teleprompters every time he speaks (even to a 5th grade class) he does make some funny statements. It seems that by looking at the above picture he has now even start to make some media correspondents wear teleprompter hats... why, I am not sure.

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."

"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." He was trying to make the case for government-run healthcare, but seemed to have undercut his own argument.

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..."

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change."

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions."

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." Talkin about a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

''The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.''

''Romans is some obscure book in the Bible''

''Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.''


You may call me racist because I laugh at the funny things Obama says but please remember this simple thing..... If you treat a man different because of the color of his skin then YOU are racist. Even If you treat someone better then the rest because of his skin color.


and do not forget that the White House claims we are not in combat in Libya.... we are just bombing people and killing them.