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Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Christmas and the Government
It is time that the Government steps in and take over Christmas, there is simply so many inequalities with the Holiday that something has to be done. Children do not all get the same number nor the exact same presents from that racist, white Santa Clause and we as a nation should not put up with that kind of duck commando bigotry. The President even pointed out that he knows of Muslims and Jewish kids that get absolutely ZERO Christmas presents, even ones that were good all year.
Now that the IRS, NSA, ACA (ObamaCare), CIA, USPS, Education, Unemployment, Homelessness and everything else that they have touched is running perfectly they will now tackle Christmas. The law has been written and it will be voted on this evening by Congress to take the entire Holiday over. Nobody is sure what is in the bill because nobody has read it but it was written by people we can trust. People like Al Qaeda of Syria, North Korea Congressional Committee of Fairness and a couple of illegal immigrant elves that were fired by Santa .... oops, sorry, I should have said two vertically challenged, enhanced eared (they are better then normal ears), jobless because of Bush, hard working, undocumented folks that deserve help from Americans.
We have been told the bill contains some great stuff though.....
1 Whatever anyone wants they will get at no cost or highly subsidized.
2 Every family will save $2,500 each Christmas.
3 Nobody will be left out, even if they want to be left out.
4 If you like the way Santa treated you in the past, then you can keep the Santa you had.
5 Nobody will lose gifts that they had already bought, no matter what.
6 Santa will go high tech with a website so anyone can let Santa get their list ASAP
7 They will do all of this without taking one dime from the elderly.
8 There are NO coal panels, no matter how bad you were there will not be a group who decides if you get coal or not.
9 Boys and Girls, Men and Women will all get the exact same present not matter what.
10 All of this will not cost anyone who makes less then $250,000.00 a year or less a dime.
I am so excited about this, it is about time that Santa became regulated and who better to regulate him/her then the same government that has solved so many other problems. I do not care if most people are against it because I trust everyone in Washington DC.
Monday, December 16, 2013
Can You Help?
I have a close
friend whose 81yo mother has recently been hospitalized, then taken to a
nursing home for rehabilitation. His sisters who called the ambulance
did not even bother to let him know what had happened. He had to search
for her until she was found in the Emergency Room of the local hospital.
He wants to let her know how many people care about her as it appears
she will be spending the holidays away from home and under care.
So with his permission I would like to organize holiday cards or get
well wishes to be sent to either or both of her daughters who live
nearby and will forward them to her. Her residence is uncertain at the
moment due to her changing medical needs and her recent attempt to find
new accommodation.
Holiday
Cards or Get Well wishes to:
Jean(or Nana) Yoder c/o Jacque Hollinger
234 Main Street
Terri Hill Pa 17581 USA
Jean(or Nana) Yoder c/o Dori Noecker
615 W. Bellvue Ave
Reading Pa. 19605 USA
His mother would love the envelops to be adorned with rainbows or dolphins, on mine I simply drew a rainbow on the back side but stickers or whatever would be nice.
Cards or Get Well wishes to:
Jean(or Nana) Yoder c/o Jacque Hollinger
234 Main Street
Terri Hill Pa 17581 USA
Jean(or Nana) Yoder c/o Dori Noecker
615 W. Bellvue Ave
Reading Pa. 19605 USA
His mother would love the envelops to be adorned with rainbows or dolphins, on mine I simply drew a rainbow on the back side but stickers or whatever would be nice.
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